January 2012
171 posts
Some people on here are just so negative about...
blackbruise:
lighten up for christ sake
December 2011
69 posts
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
I’m tired of being nice to people that don’t deserve it. From now on I’ll be nice to people who’re nice to me. If not, then a bitch I will be.
Merry Christmas <3
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Original? No. Nobody's original, everyone gets...
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
I have been sleeping way too damn much.
All I want for Christmas is to be happy. Does that...
